1 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:43,399 My God! 2 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:45,860 I think the princess must be at the controls again! 3 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:47,800 Language? 4 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:02,080 Holy camel toe, Batman. 5 00:03:02,500 --> 00:03:03,920 Yeah, like totally. 6 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:09,680 Just what were you doing with Princess Leia back there? 7 00:03:14,380 --> 00:03:16,320 That's disgusting. 8 00:03:20,260 --> 00:03:23,260 You'll be deactivated for that sort of bin. 9 00:03:26,100 --> 00:03:27,100 What mission? 10 00:03:30,250 --> 00:03:32,310 Um, I don't even have balls. 11 00:03:32,670 --> 00:03:34,170 All systems ready. 12 00:03:37,010 --> 00:03:43,890 Where are those 13 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:45,970 transmissions you intercepted? 14 00:03:46,210 --> 00:03:50,030 What have you done with... Damn! 15 00:03:56,330 --> 00:04:00,610 Tear this ship apart until you've found those plants, and bring me the 16 00:04:00,610 --> 00:04:02,650 passengers. I want them alive. 17 00:04:03,050 --> 00:04:04,050 Sir! 18 00:04:06,530 --> 00:04:10,610 I need to practice. 19 00:04:15,170 --> 00:04:18,190 Ew, what a desolate place this is. 20 00:04:21,730 --> 00:04:23,870 I don't have a womb. 21 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:28,440 You going? 22 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:36,840 Even if I had an ass, it would not be fat. 23 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:44,340 You go that way, then, you rusty little twink. I hope you get signed in your 24 00:04:44,340 --> 00:04:45,340 service pass. 25 00:04:45,940 --> 00:04:48,460 This way is much easier. 26 00:04:49,500 --> 00:04:52,600 That malfunctioning pile of yasm dung. 27 00:04:52,820 --> 00:04:54,760 He tricked me into this. 28 00:04:58,320 --> 00:04:59,219 Over here! 29 00:04:59,220 --> 00:05:00,400 Hey, sailor! 30 00:05:09,500 --> 00:05:10,500 Lord Vader. 31 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:14,600 Captured Princess Leia. Have we got any information yet? 32 00:05:15,100 --> 00:05:16,100 Not yet. 33 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:19,420 Rebels wouldn't dare attack the station. 34 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:23,700 If the rebels discover our weakness, they could exploit us. They could 35 00:05:23,700 --> 00:05:24,700 your mother. 36 00:05:24,950 --> 00:05:28,250 This station is now the ultimate power in the universe. 37 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:33,070 Quistone, are you in or out? 38 00:05:34,570 --> 00:05:35,570 I'm in. 39 00:05:37,070 --> 00:05:38,070 Harry. 40 00:05:38,870 --> 00:05:39,870 Damn. 41 00:05:41,430 --> 00:05:43,290 Charming to the last. 42 00:05:43,890 --> 00:05:46,870 Two yatham and v 'kaiva crystal. 43 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:52,310 You're bluffing. I find your lack of faith disturbing. 44 00:06:12,810 --> 00:06:13,810 Are you Jeff Vader? 45 00:06:14,890 --> 00:06:15,930 Jeff Vader? 46 00:06:17,010 --> 00:06:20,830 Yeah, I'm from the canteen. Mr. Stevens, the catering manager, sent me up. 47 00:06:21,450 --> 00:06:25,530 What is the meaning of this? Well, I've got this chain for Jeff Vader. Leave 48 00:06:25,530 --> 00:06:26,590 that to me. 49 00:06:27,370 --> 00:06:28,650 You've got a sign for that? 50 00:06:30,350 --> 00:06:34,810 I'm afraid you are mistaken about a great many things. 51 00:06:36,030 --> 00:06:37,450 This bickering is pointless. 52 00:06:38,070 --> 00:06:41,130 Vader, find the form and go and interrogate Princess Leia. 53 00:06:42,540 --> 00:06:43,900 As you wish. 54 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:21,560 Princess Leia. 55 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:23,240 Darth Vader. 56 00:07:23,860 --> 00:07:25,600 Only you could be so bold. 57 00:07:25,980 --> 00:07:29,020 Don't act so surprised, Your Highness. 58 00:07:29,820 --> 00:07:31,020 I'm not surprised. 59 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:33,740 I'm disgusted. 60 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:38,880 I'm a member of the Senate. You are a part of the Rebel Alliance. I want to 61 00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:40,740 what happened to the plans they sent you. 62 00:07:41,860 --> 00:07:46,780 And I suppose if I don't tell you, I'm to be tortured? 63 00:07:47,690 --> 00:07:48,810 Not necessarily. 64 00:07:49,110 --> 00:07:52,490 Perhaps we can reach an agreement. 65 00:07:52,930 --> 00:07:54,550 My father would kill me. 66 00:07:56,030 --> 00:07:58,570 Hordley, I know your father. 67 00:07:59,110 --> 00:08:01,110 He had more tail than you. 68 00:10:51,690 --> 00:10:56,050 You are about to learn the power of the dark side. Give me a cock. 69 00:10:58,410 --> 00:11:00,390 By the nine hells of Corellia. 70 00:17:27,690 --> 00:17:30,690 We will discuss the location of the hidden rebel base. 71 00:17:31,010 --> 00:17:32,810 Don't blow it! Don't blow it! Take it easy, Luke. 72 00:17:33,050 --> 00:17:34,950 You're going to need your inhaler. What is it? 73 00:17:35,370 --> 00:17:37,770 Bruce, we need to find a new translator. 74 00:17:38,150 --> 00:17:41,130 Yeah, I'm going to find a translator to tell Aunt Bru to kiss my black hole. 75 00:17:47,190 --> 00:17:48,330 And what is your function? 76 00:17:49,030 --> 00:17:54,010 Well, my primary function is etiquette and protocol. 77 00:17:55,070 --> 00:17:58,280 Great. Someone's invented a droid to tell me which fork to use first. 78 00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:02,680 What I really need is a droid that understands women well enough to tell me 79 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:06,480 the hell my wife is saying half the time. I was recently in the service of 80 00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:07,900 absolute devil. 81 00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:09,640 Shut up. 82 00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:11,759 Shutting up? 83 00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:12,760 We'll take this one. 84 00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:28,420 What are you trying to pull here, you little smelly bastard? 85 00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:33,980 Pardon me, master, but the little blue unit is in fine shape. 86 00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:37,300 A filthy mouth, but functional. We'll take the blue one. 87 00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:39,920 Okay, come on, blue. 88 00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:50,520 Oh, this blue mouth feels so good. 89 00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:52,800 I could just melt. 90 00:18:59,850 --> 00:19:00,850 Never get to have any fun. 91 00:19:01,370 --> 00:19:02,730 We'll be stuck here forever. 92 00:19:03,070 --> 00:19:04,110 Well, so are we. 93 00:19:04,490 --> 00:19:07,850 Wherever we are, I don't even know what planet this is. 94 00:19:08,530 --> 00:19:12,550 Well, when they rinse the galaxy's colon, this is where they stick the 95 00:19:12,550 --> 00:19:15,110 in. Oh, how exciting. 96 00:19:16,370 --> 00:19:18,530 I don't know what this goo is. 97 00:19:18,830 --> 00:19:21,210 You probably don't want to know, sir. 98 00:19:21,610 --> 00:19:26,750 Just call me Luke. How about Big Boy? 99 00:19:27,450 --> 00:19:28,450 Just Luke. 100 00:19:29,220 --> 00:19:34,980 I am C -3PO, Human -Cyborg Interrelation. 101 00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:40,960 And this pile of degenerate scrap is my counterpart, R2 -V2. 102 00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:47,740 Hello. Hey, your R2 unit's data probe is stuck. It shouldn't be poking out like 103 00:19:47,740 --> 00:19:48,539 that all the time. 104 00:19:48,540 --> 00:19:50,500 You obviously don't know R2. 105 00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:04,370 Come for me, Obi -Wan Kenobi. 106 00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:05,570 Come for me. 107 00:20:07,690 --> 00:20:09,570 Do you know her? 108 00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:11,250 She's hot. 109 00:20:11,610 --> 00:20:13,810 I'm not quite sure, sir. 110 00:20:14,030 --> 00:20:16,290 Females all look the same to me. 111 00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:23,530 Now he claims that he's the property of someone named Obi -Wan Kenobi, who lives 112 00:20:23,530 --> 00:20:27,270 nearby, and that this is a custom holocron for him. 113 00:20:28,010 --> 00:20:31,430 Well, there's old Ben Kenobi. 114 00:20:32,490 --> 00:20:33,850 He's this weird hermit. 115 00:20:34,130 --> 00:20:35,810 He lives beyond the Dune Sea. 116 00:20:36,530 --> 00:20:39,690 Anyway, I want to see the good part. 117 00:20:40,270 --> 00:20:41,430 Play back the video. 118 00:20:42,230 --> 00:20:43,230 What happened? 119 00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:44,710 Where'd she go? 120 00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:47,010 R2 -D2. 121 00:20:47,210 --> 00:20:48,810 That is not acceptable. 122 00:20:49,690 --> 00:20:51,110 What is it? 123 00:20:51,870 --> 00:20:56,090 He says the first taste is always free. 124 00:21:03,590 --> 00:21:04,910 You see what you can do with him. 125 00:21:05,310 --> 00:21:07,370 And you're not the boss of me. 126 00:21:10,290 --> 00:21:13,830 I'm afraid her resistance to my probe is considerable. 127 00:21:14,290 --> 00:21:15,730 She told you nothing. 128 00:21:17,190 --> 00:21:18,190 Nothing of use. 129 00:21:19,790 --> 00:21:21,950 My lord, we are fully operational. 130 00:21:23,990 --> 00:21:27,910 I feel like breakfasting somewhere civilized. 131 00:21:29,710 --> 00:21:31,530 And then perhaps blowing it up. 132 00:21:31,810 --> 00:21:33,430 That's your call for Alderaan. 133 00:21:39,670 --> 00:21:42,050 I can't believe that little tin can screwed me. 134 00:21:42,570 --> 00:21:43,570 Why'd he run away? 135 00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:48,210 He was babbling about some mission to find that Obi -Wan person. 136 00:21:48,630 --> 00:21:50,190 R2 is completely upset. 137 00:21:51,750 --> 00:21:53,870 Well, we better hope we don't run into any sand people. 138 00:21:54,170 --> 00:21:55,109 Oh dear. 139 00:21:55,110 --> 00:21:56,110 And if they do? 140 00:21:56,430 --> 00:21:59,110 Well, we better hope they kill us before they eat us. 141 00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:01,760 That little R2 probably got me in a lot of trouble. 142 00:22:03,140 --> 00:22:04,640 That's his primary function. 143 00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:06,680 Check the scanners. 144 00:22:06,940 --> 00:22:08,640 I think we can find our little trash can. 145 00:22:09,300 --> 00:22:10,300 Hit the accelerator. 146 00:22:20,120 --> 00:22:22,360 Hey, where do you think you're going? 147 00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:27,800 It was a rhetorical question, glob of green. 148 00:22:30,060 --> 00:22:31,060 What's wrong? 149 00:22:31,340 --> 00:22:34,060 There are several creatures approaching from the southeast. 150 00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:51,840 Well, I see two Banthas, but I don't see any... Oh, there's some 151 00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:52,840 people. 152 00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:56,960 What's he doing to that Bantha? 153 00:22:57,560 --> 00:22:58,560 Ew! 154 00:23:20,810 --> 00:23:22,690 You're less Gittish than the others I see. 155 00:23:28,090 --> 00:23:30,510 Don't be afraid. You won't need your weapon. 156 00:23:37,230 --> 00:23:38,230 Oh, you're close. 157 00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:15,120 Hmm. 158 00:35:56,650 --> 00:35:58,790 That is very much the tale of my love life. 159 00:36:00,650 --> 00:36:01,650 Oh, well. 160 00:36:02,270 --> 00:36:03,570 We best get the boy indoors. 161 00:36:07,830 --> 00:36:09,030 Would you like a drink? 162 00:36:09,690 --> 00:36:11,810 Surely one of these must have something in it. 163 00:36:12,690 --> 00:36:13,790 No, thanks. 164 00:36:14,170 --> 00:36:17,750 If I'm not back by sunset, Uncle Owen, you won't tell me your bedtime story. 165 00:36:19,390 --> 00:36:21,070 Oh, gods of Kashyyyk. 166 00:36:21,310 --> 00:36:24,650 That tastes just like... Oh. 167 00:36:26,030 --> 00:36:29,530 I remember I couldn't get to the outhouse one night because there was a 168 00:36:29,530 --> 00:36:30,530 sandstorm. 169 00:36:32,690 --> 00:36:36,550 Sometimes, my Uncle Owen, he tells me about my father. 170 00:36:38,870 --> 00:36:42,230 He was a cunning warrior and a good friend. 171 00:36:43,150 --> 00:36:44,730 We were Jedi Knights together. 172 00:36:47,210 --> 00:36:49,270 You were in the Clone Wars? 173 00:36:50,210 --> 00:36:54,290 A lot of people tried to kill me, but I suppose it's the same thing. 174 00:36:56,010 --> 00:36:57,390 I wish I would have known him. 175 00:36:58,350 --> 00:37:00,850 He was the best star pilot in the galaxy. 176 00:37:02,150 --> 00:37:04,850 My uncle said he was a whiny psychotic. 177 00:37:07,270 --> 00:37:09,570 And the best star pilot in the galaxy. 178 00:37:10,730 --> 00:37:11,950 Which reminds me. 179 00:37:12,410 --> 00:37:14,110 I have something here for you. 180 00:37:15,350 --> 00:37:20,370 I thought I'd lost the damn thing until I realized I traded it for a case of old 181 00:37:20,370 --> 00:37:22,010 duvet ten seasons ago. 182 00:37:23,590 --> 00:37:25,410 Just tracked it down last week. 183 00:37:31,060 --> 00:37:33,100 And Peru has one just like it. 184 00:37:33,820 --> 00:37:35,800 Except hers vibrates. 185 00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:39,800 This is your father's lightsaber. 186 00:37:44,020 --> 00:37:47,180 That thing almost took my eye out. 187 00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:49,080 That thing's dangerous. 188 00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:51,940 This was the weapon of a Jedi Knight. 189 00:37:52,740 --> 00:37:55,440 Well, it shouldn't really have a warning label. 190 00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:58,120 Perhaps later. 191 00:38:01,720 --> 00:38:03,680 How did my father die? 192 00:38:04,140 --> 00:38:10,340 A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until I cut his arms and 193 00:38:10,340 --> 00:38:12,660 legs off and left him burning in a river of lava. 194 00:38:15,100 --> 00:38:17,200 I think I want to go home now. 195 00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:21,160 You haven't even told me why you've come out this far. 196 00:38:24,020 --> 00:38:25,020 Well... 197 00:38:26,170 --> 00:38:29,950 It's this little droid. He's... searching for someone. 198 00:38:30,510 --> 00:38:34,490 An Obi -Wan Kenobi? I thought it might be a relative of yours. 199 00:38:35,610 --> 00:38:36,610 It's possible. 200 00:38:37,130 --> 00:38:41,270 There's certainly no shortage of spaceport girls who felt the force of my 201 00:38:41,270 --> 00:38:44,770 over the... Did you say Obi -Wan? 202 00:38:45,170 --> 00:38:46,170 Uh -huh. 203 00:38:46,870 --> 00:38:49,470 I haven't heard that name for a very long time. 204 00:38:50,710 --> 00:38:52,410 Oh, well, you know him. 205 00:38:52,710 --> 00:38:53,710 Of course. 206 00:38:53,790 --> 00:38:54,790 It's me. 207 00:38:55,530 --> 00:38:59,450 I haven't gone by that name since I tucked tail and ran away before you were 208 00:38:59,450 --> 00:39:00,450 born. 209 00:39:01,210 --> 00:39:05,010 Well, anyway, this R2 has a private holocron for you. 210 00:39:06,430 --> 00:39:07,430 Sounds interesting. 211 00:39:12,710 --> 00:39:17,470 Obi -Wan Kenobi, I have often been told how well and frequently you serviced my 212 00:39:17,470 --> 00:39:18,470 mother during the Clone Wars. 213 00:39:19,750 --> 00:39:23,590 I've placed vital information to the survival of the Rebellion into the 214 00:39:23,590 --> 00:39:24,830 banks of this R2 unit. 215 00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:29,040 I am afraid that my ship has fallen under attack and I will be taken captive 216 00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:29,899 the Empire. 217 00:39:29,900 --> 00:39:32,560 You can take this droid to my father in Alderaan. 218 00:39:33,420 --> 00:39:36,880 Or you can come and rescue me yourself. 219 00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:39,220 Preferably before I'm executed. 220 00:39:40,240 --> 00:39:41,760 Come for me, Obi -Wan Kenobi. 221 00:39:41,980 --> 00:39:42,980 Come for me. 222 00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:47,340 You know, her mother was much more attractive. 223 00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:54,820 I want to go to Alderaan. Can I come? Can I? I'll, uh... 224 00:39:55,150 --> 00:39:56,450 I'll drive you to Mos Eisley. 225 00:39:56,770 --> 00:39:58,190 I'll take care of the George for you. 226 00:39:58,550 --> 00:40:03,350 I don't think so. It's going to be very dangerous. Come on. I'll hide. I'm 227 00:40:03,350 --> 00:40:04,350 really good at hiding. 228 00:40:06,570 --> 00:40:08,510 Come on. Can I come over, Ben? 229 00:40:10,110 --> 00:40:11,610 I'll even learn how to use a light stick. 230 00:40:13,070 --> 00:40:14,070 Faber. 231 00:40:17,070 --> 00:40:20,310 And you need to learn the ways of the Force. 232 00:40:20,750 --> 00:40:21,750 Okay, the Force. 233 00:40:22,510 --> 00:40:23,510 Anything you say. 234 00:40:24,140 --> 00:40:25,360 Can I come, huh? 235 00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:32,120 Mos Eisley Spaceport. 236 00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:36,300 You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. 237 00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:38,040 Believe me, I've looked. 238 00:40:47,500 --> 00:40:50,540 How long have you had these droids? We just got them yesterday. 239 00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:52,180 Can I see some identification? 240 00:40:54,670 --> 00:40:56,610 You don't need to see his identification. 241 00:40:57,810 --> 00:40:59,630 I don't need to see his identification. 242 00:41:01,470 --> 00:41:03,850 Do you want to see my light stick? I'm going to be a Jedi. 243 00:41:05,850 --> 00:41:08,110 You will try not to be a moron. 244 00:41:08,830 --> 00:41:10,870 I will try not to be a moron. 245 00:41:12,190 --> 00:41:14,670 I don't need this moron's identification. 246 00:41:16,030 --> 00:41:17,930 These aren't the droids you're looking for. 247 00:41:18,650 --> 00:41:20,690 These aren't the droids we're looking for. 248 00:41:22,570 --> 00:41:23,570 Move along. 249 00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:25,200 Move along. 250 00:41:25,220 --> 00:41:26,220 Move along. 251 00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:41,480 Are we going to be able to find a pilot here? 252 00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:46,700 I've only been here for one reason, and I doubt any of those ladies could fly. 253 00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:48,480 But we'll see. 254 00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:51,980 I'm ready for anything. 255 00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:05,360 Can I have one of those? 256 00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:23,080 What is that? 257 00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:25,420 Phantom milk. What did you think you ordered? 258 00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:43,480 I think he likes you. 259 00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:46,920 Hello. 260 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,180 Is that your drink right there? 261 00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:53,600 My friend and I would like to buy you another one. 262 00:43:09,720 --> 00:43:10,720 That was close. 263 00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:18,680 Yes. Yes, it was. 264 00:43:32,460 --> 00:43:35,260 Chewbacca here, though. First mate on a ship that might suit us. 265 00:43:49,580 --> 00:43:50,580 Han Solo. 266 00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:52,280 Captain Millennium Falcon. 267 00:43:52,780 --> 00:43:54,680 We're looking for a fat ship. 268 00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:59,060 You've never heard of Millennium Falcon? 269 00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:01,280 Of course I have. 270 00:44:01,980 --> 00:44:04,740 Just a few moments ago at the bar when I first met Chewbacca. 271 00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:11,820 It's a ship that met the castle around less than 12 parsec. 272 00:44:14,020 --> 00:44:15,640 That doesn't even make sense. 273 00:44:16,660 --> 00:44:18,680 Parsec measures distance, not time. 274 00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:20,720 This guy's full of Ronto crap. 275 00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:25,140 Are you going to listen to me or the farm boy over here? 276 00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:29,120 I'm sorry, I wasn't actually listening to either of you. 277 00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:32,500 Well, she's fast enough for you, old man. 278 00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:34,520 Really? Who? 279 00:44:37,860 --> 00:44:38,860 Never mind. 280 00:44:39,420 --> 00:44:40,420 What's the cargo? 281 00:44:40,940 --> 00:44:44,200 Just a pair of droids, myself and the boy. No question. 282 00:44:46,860 --> 00:44:48,440 You're a twisted old fruit, aren't you? 283 00:44:49,980 --> 00:44:51,500 Just as the floss made me. 284 00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:55,460 Looks like someone's noticing your handiwork. 285 00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:05,280 I don't know, some old fart with a pig sticker over there. 286 00:45:19,330 --> 00:45:20,730 Those guys must be really desperate. 287 00:45:21,310 --> 00:45:23,090 Go get the ship ready and I'll meet you in an hour. 288 00:45:26,170 --> 00:45:30,590 Chewie, put out clean linens and no raw meat in the galley. 289 00:48:03,870 --> 00:48:06,670 Thank you. 290 00:48:41,509 --> 00:48:44,010 Thank you. 291 00:48:53,580 --> 00:48:54,840 Thank you. 292 00:49:30,129 --> 00:49:32,930 um um 293 00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:56,600 Thank you. 294 00:50:32,380 --> 00:50:34,140 Thank you. 295 00:51:15,379 --> 00:51:18,180 Oh God. 296 00:51:48,110 --> 00:51:49,110 Yeah. 297 00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:40,080 Wow. 298 00:53:45,210 --> 00:53:46,210 Thank you. 299 00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:15,360 Oh. 300 00:55:24,500 --> 00:55:27,300 Thank you. 301 00:58:31,210 --> 00:58:33,210 Thank you. 302 00:59:06,089 --> 00:59:08,890 Thank you. 303 00:59:34,480 --> 00:59:35,480 Ah! 304 01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:04,400 oh god 305 01:13:34,470 --> 01:13:36,250 Tell Jabba I have his money. 306 01:13:36,870 --> 01:13:38,950 Good. This doesn't have to get ugly. 307 01:13:39,970 --> 01:13:41,050 You're already ugly. 308 01:13:41,430 --> 01:13:45,310 You know, when Jabba gives me your ship, I'm going to place your head as a 309 01:13:45,310 --> 01:13:46,410 decoration in the cockpit. 310 01:13:47,130 --> 01:13:48,190 God's about to run. 311 01:13:48,570 --> 01:13:50,390 Put the tits on that stormtrooper. 312 01:14:04,110 --> 01:14:05,110 Shoot first. 313 01:14:34,580 --> 01:14:37,520 So quicker we get out of here, the better I'll feel about everything. 314 01:15:16,840 --> 01:15:18,280 I thought you said the thing was fat. 315 01:15:18,620 --> 01:15:20,160 Talking about your mama, farm boy. 316 01:15:21,200 --> 01:15:27,560 I haven't actually done this in decades, but I seem to remember something about 317 01:15:27,560 --> 01:15:29,920 hyperspace. In a minute, old man. 318 01:15:30,240 --> 01:15:31,480 The rate they're gaining. 319 01:15:31,820 --> 01:15:36,780 Listen, traveling through hyperspace isn't like dusting crops, okay? You run 320 01:15:36,780 --> 01:15:37,780 into a star or... 321 01:15:58,800 --> 01:16:03,940 Governor Tarkin, I thought that smell was a Gungan with female trouble, but I 322 01:16:03,940 --> 01:16:04,940 guess it's just you. 323 01:16:08,900 --> 01:16:09,900 Charming. 324 01:16:10,520 --> 01:16:14,440 You don't know how difficult I found it finding your termination order. 325 01:16:15,380 --> 01:16:18,460 I'm surprised you had the balls to do it yourself. 326 01:16:19,920 --> 01:16:24,600 Princess Leia, before I have you executed, I would like you to be my 327 01:16:24,600 --> 01:16:25,600 special ceremony. 328 01:16:26,540 --> 01:16:32,320 If it's you, naked, riding Vader like a bantha... Thanks, but I've already seen 329 01:16:32,320 --> 01:16:33,320 the holocron. 330 01:16:34,180 --> 01:16:39,600 I wonder how you'll feel after we've destroyed your home planet of Alderaan. 331 01:16:43,060 --> 01:16:44,060 No. 332 01:16:44,440 --> 01:16:48,480 Alderaan, it's a peaceful place. I'll do anything. Ask Vader. 333 01:16:49,940 --> 01:16:51,740 I have droids for that. 334 01:16:52,720 --> 01:16:55,460 Where is the hidden rebel base? 335 01:17:01,210 --> 01:17:02,210 Dantooine. 336 01:17:04,130 --> 01:17:05,250 They're on Dantooine. 337 01:17:05,670 --> 01:17:09,610 There. You see, Lord Vader, women can be reasoned with. You simply have to 338 01:17:09,610 --> 01:17:11,050 threaten their entire civilization. 339 01:17:11,390 --> 01:17:12,950 You may fire when ready. 340 01:17:13,650 --> 01:17:14,650 What? 341 01:17:15,250 --> 01:17:17,730 Honestly, I've never even heard of Dantooine. 342 01:17:18,430 --> 01:17:22,870 If I'm going to destroy a planet, I want it first. 343 01:17:39,730 --> 01:17:41,630 Precisely how large of a target do you need to hit? 344 01:17:42,010 --> 01:17:43,030 I'm sorry, sir. 345 01:17:46,810 --> 01:17:47,810 Don't worry, my dear. 346 01:17:48,930 --> 01:17:50,450 I've got all day of necessary. 347 01:17:52,550 --> 01:17:54,150 Stop again. 348 01:18:06,950 --> 01:18:08,690 Didn't like that, did we? 349 01:18:09,270 --> 01:18:10,370 You better let him win. 350 01:18:10,610 --> 01:18:11,930 You won't upset a Wookiee. 351 01:18:12,570 --> 01:18:15,370 Why is it that no one ever cares if I'm upset? 352 01:18:15,870 --> 01:18:17,830 Apparently droids don't count. 353 01:18:18,790 --> 01:18:22,110 Because droids don't do that to their players when they loop. 354 01:18:22,890 --> 01:18:23,970 Wookiees are not going to do that. 355 01:18:26,690 --> 01:18:29,670 I've got the next game, Rust Bucket. 356 01:18:42,220 --> 01:18:43,220 Are you okay? 357 01:18:43,740 --> 01:18:47,780 I felt a great disturbance in the falls. 358 01:18:48,920 --> 01:18:52,140 As if millions of voices cried out in terror. 359 01:18:52,740 --> 01:18:54,260 I was suddenly silent. 360 01:18:57,480 --> 01:19:01,180 Either that or the pickle crate dragon I had for lunch is coming back on me. 361 01:19:26,960 --> 01:19:28,360 Can't you be teaching me how to block these shots? 362 01:19:29,460 --> 01:19:30,460 Patience, Luke. 363 01:19:34,660 --> 01:19:35,960 We're coming up on Alderaan. 364 01:19:40,320 --> 01:19:41,320 Here we go, Chewie. 365 01:19:42,900 --> 01:19:44,040 Turn off the sub -light engine. 366 01:19:47,380 --> 01:19:50,060 Come on, we come out of hyperspace until meteor shower? 367 01:19:53,700 --> 01:19:55,060 Are we there yet? 368 01:19:55,600 --> 01:19:59,640 The position's correct, but... No Alderaan. 369 01:20:00,440 --> 01:20:01,960 Wow, this was a weird trip. 370 01:20:02,320 --> 01:20:05,220 I have a bad feeling about this. Yeah, I think he's right. 371 01:20:05,440 --> 01:20:06,780 Chewie, get us out of here. 372 01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:25,879 Get out of here, Solo! 373 01:20:25,880 --> 01:20:27,360 There's a tractor being holding our position. 374 01:20:27,680 --> 01:20:28,740 I'm about to shut it down. 375 01:20:29,240 --> 01:20:30,720 Well, did you 376 01:20:30,720 --> 01:20:45,720 find 377 01:20:45,720 --> 01:20:48,760 anything? Nothing that's down aboard, sir. Well, take a scanning unit aboard. 378 01:20:49,100 --> 01:20:50,360 I want every part of this ship checked. 379 01:20:50,660 --> 01:20:51,660 Yes, sir. 380 01:21:01,420 --> 01:21:02,460 Now what are we going to do? 381 01:21:03,960 --> 01:21:05,720 R2 has plugged into their network. 382 01:21:18,920 --> 01:21:20,540 I'll need to handle this alone. 383 01:21:21,820 --> 01:21:23,780 The tractor beam must be near the bar. 384 01:21:24,420 --> 01:21:25,420 Near the bar? 385 01:21:26,520 --> 01:21:27,520 I hadn't noticed. 386 01:21:41,129 --> 01:21:44,410 Is anyone interested in Princess Leia's whereabouts? 387 01:21:44,890 --> 01:21:45,890 She's here? 388 01:21:48,470 --> 01:21:49,470 Who's here? 389 01:21:49,630 --> 01:21:50,630 Women? 390 01:21:51,170 --> 01:21:53,670 Princess Leia. The one in the holocron. 391 01:21:54,610 --> 01:21:55,810 We need to rescue her. 392 01:21:56,090 --> 01:21:57,090 What are you talking about? 393 01:21:57,470 --> 01:21:58,470 Revenue. 394 01:21:59,190 --> 01:22:02,810 She's rich. And hot. I mean, really, really hot. 395 01:22:06,380 --> 01:22:08,700 We'll rescue the princess. Chewie, you take care of the troopers. 396 01:22:09,960 --> 01:22:10,960 Let's go. 397 01:22:59,400 --> 01:22:59,938 Hey, Wookie! 398 01:22:59,940 --> 01:23:01,060 Two toys over here. 399 01:23:02,240 --> 01:23:03,380 Stand up, Fuzzy. 400 01:23:09,780 --> 01:23:11,860 Well, it has been kind of slow in the barracks. 401 01:24:03,450 --> 01:24:04,850 Oh. 402 01:24:58,320 --> 01:25:01,120 Oh, yeah. 403 01:25:57,740 --> 01:25:58,740 Thank you. 404 01:26:50,950 --> 01:26:52,070 Oh, yeah. 405 01:27:19,950 --> 01:27:21,150 Oh, yeah. 406 01:28:06,330 --> 01:28:07,450 Oh, shit. 407 01:30:26,890 --> 01:30:28,570 Oh my goodness. 408 01:44:32,810 --> 01:44:33,810 Oh, yes. 409 01:44:34,870 --> 01:44:36,750 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 410 01:44:38,250 --> 01:44:39,250 Oh. 411 01:44:40,710 --> 01:44:41,710 Oh, 412 01:44:43,190 --> 01:44:44,190 yes. 413 01:44:45,090 --> 01:44:47,390 Oh, yes, yes, yes. 414 01:44:50,670 --> 01:44:53,210 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You like it, baby? 415 01:44:53,490 --> 01:44:55,530 You like it? It hurts my little fucking pussy. 416 01:46:31,660 --> 01:46:33,140 Obi -Wan Kenobi? 417 01:46:33,620 --> 01:46:35,000 How can you be sure? 418 01:46:35,320 --> 01:46:37,160 I felt a disturbance in the Force. 419 01:46:38,680 --> 01:46:40,040 And there's his cologne. 420 01:46:40,720 --> 01:46:45,420 Are you sure it's not that new lieutenant? He lays it on thick. 421 01:46:46,060 --> 01:46:49,280 It is Kenobi. The Force is with him. 422 01:46:49,540 --> 01:46:51,460 I must face him alone. 423 01:46:52,440 --> 01:46:53,580 Can I get that train? 424 01:46:54,480 --> 01:46:55,480 Enough of this. 425 01:46:57,800 --> 01:46:59,480 Not very much. 426 01:47:01,180 --> 01:47:02,340 This is not going to work. 427 01:47:03,680 --> 01:47:05,700 Why didn't you say so? This is your plan. 428 01:47:07,660 --> 01:47:09,820 Marching into the detention area was not my plan. 429 01:47:10,420 --> 01:47:11,420 Yes, it was. 430 01:47:12,820 --> 01:47:15,180 I don't know. I'm just making it up as I go. 431 01:47:16,900 --> 01:47:18,760 I can't see a thing with this helmet on. 432 01:47:29,520 --> 01:47:33,080 Where are you? taking this thing? 433 01:47:35,620 --> 01:47:36,620 Oh. 434 01:47:39,160 --> 01:47:40,160 Okay. Whatever. 435 01:47:41,860 --> 01:47:47,440 Every day at lunch, she puts on this show for us. 436 01:47:53,080 --> 01:47:54,440 Are they all that flexible? 437 01:47:54,860 --> 01:47:55,860 Imposters! 438 01:48:07,980 --> 01:48:09,380 Chewie. 439 01:48:31,020 --> 01:48:32,020 Weapons malfunction. 440 01:48:32,820 --> 01:48:35,560 We're fine. We're all fine now. How are you? 441 01:48:36,520 --> 01:48:37,520 You're a man. 442 01:48:37,740 --> 01:48:38,740 Who is this? 443 01:48:39,360 --> 01:48:40,720 What's your identification number? 444 01:48:45,480 --> 01:48:47,620 Chauvinist. Luke, we're going to have company! 445 01:48:56,320 --> 01:48:58,320 Aren't you a little hairy for a stormtrooper? 446 01:48:59,040 --> 01:49:00,040 Huh? 447 01:49:03,340 --> 01:49:04,340 I'm Luke Skywalker. 448 01:49:04,580 --> 01:49:05,580 I'm here to save you. 449 01:49:07,760 --> 01:49:09,680 I'm being rescued by a transvestite. 450 01:49:33,130 --> 01:49:34,130 What are you doing? 451 01:49:35,290 --> 01:49:36,810 Somebody's got to be a man around here. 452 01:49:41,570 --> 01:49:42,570 Great girl. 453 01:49:43,210 --> 01:49:44,410 Whoa, that's all I'm saying. 454 01:49:49,290 --> 01:49:52,050 Get in there, you furry oaf. I need something soft to land on. 455 01:49:58,590 --> 01:50:01,770 A laundry chute? 456 01:50:02,320 --> 01:50:03,320 Nice choice. 457 01:50:03,740 --> 01:50:05,820 What an incredible smell you discovered. 458 01:50:07,800 --> 01:50:09,020 I kind of like it. 459 01:50:10,860 --> 01:50:13,160 What's a woman doing with a bunch of jock straps? 460 01:50:13,540 --> 01:50:20,280 They're comfortable, okay? It could be worth... It's worth... It's my boat's 461 01:50:20,280 --> 01:50:21,280 rider. 462 01:50:21,380 --> 01:50:23,380 Wait. Wait a minute. 463 01:50:24,920 --> 01:50:29,240 C -3PO, do you copy? Proud and proud, sir. 464 01:50:30,830 --> 01:50:32,910 Shut off all the turbo -drivers at the detention level! 465 01:50:36,930 --> 01:50:40,810 How could I know? They may want to disrupt the Imperial laundry. 466 01:50:41,170 --> 01:50:42,170 Just do it! 467 01:50:42,790 --> 01:50:43,769 That's great. 468 01:50:43,770 --> 01:50:46,470 Now, open the hatch on 326 -3827. 469 01:50:55,850 --> 01:50:57,990 I've been waiting for you, Obi -Wan. 470 01:51:01,349 --> 01:51:04,390 I think you might have mistaken me for someone else. 471 01:51:04,670 --> 01:51:06,430 The circle is now complete. 472 01:51:06,650 --> 01:51:11,190 When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master. 473 01:51:14,170 --> 01:51:15,930 Is this really necessary? 474 01:51:16,190 --> 01:51:18,030 I was just looking for the bathroom. 475 01:51:18,350 --> 01:51:20,490 At my age, it becomes a matter of urgency. 476 01:51:30,190 --> 01:51:32,250 You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought. 477 01:51:33,010 --> 01:51:35,070 Bet you said that to a lot of guys. Come on. 478 01:51:35,670 --> 01:51:37,750 Get this walking treasure trail out of my way. 479 01:51:59,720 --> 01:52:00,940 You should not have come back. 480 01:52:03,220 --> 01:52:04,620 You can't win, Darth. 481 01:52:04,840 --> 01:52:11,040 If you strike me down, I shall... Oh, 482 01:52:11,040 --> 01:52:12,560 damn. 483 01:52:18,340 --> 01:52:19,340 No! 484 01:52:19,560 --> 01:52:20,720 Just let her go. 485 01:52:29,520 --> 01:52:32,040 I hope that old man got one thing right, or it's going to be a really short 486 01:52:32,040 --> 01:52:33,360 trip. Okay, hit it! 487 01:52:53,480 --> 01:52:55,500 You know, sometimes I even amaze myself. 488 01:52:57,360 --> 01:52:58,680 I bet you said that to a lot of women. 489 01:53:02,130 --> 01:53:03,130 They're tracking us. 490 01:53:03,650 --> 01:53:04,710 Not this ship, sister. 491 01:53:05,170 --> 01:53:08,230 There has to be some explanation for the ease of our escape. You call that easy? 492 01:53:09,250 --> 01:53:12,010 I bet you've said that to a lot of... Quiet, farm boy! 493 01:53:12,810 --> 01:53:14,030 Listen to your worshipfulness. 494 01:53:14,490 --> 01:53:17,890 If you're not happy with your rescue, we can gladly take you back to your cell. 495 01:53:18,990 --> 01:53:20,770 Just take me to Yavin with R2. 496 01:53:21,430 --> 01:53:23,030 What is he carrying that's so important to you? 497 01:53:23,410 --> 01:53:25,290 He has a tech readout to the battle station. 498 01:53:26,110 --> 01:53:27,130 This isn't over yet. 499 01:53:27,430 --> 01:53:28,430 I bet you said that... 500 01:53:30,860 --> 01:53:31,940 It is for me, babe. 501 01:53:32,600 --> 01:53:36,260 I ain't part of your rebellion. I expect to be well compensated. 502 01:53:36,940 --> 01:53:38,020 You want money. 503 01:53:39,240 --> 01:53:40,240 You'll get money. 504 01:53:41,340 --> 01:53:44,120 You know, sometimes I wonder if your friend cares about anything at all. 505 01:53:44,380 --> 01:53:45,780 Yeah, money. 506 01:53:50,060 --> 01:53:52,680 I wonder if we still get a reward if we threw her out the airlock. 507 01:53:53,160 --> 01:53:54,220 I like her. 508 01:53:54,840 --> 01:53:56,740 Not a lot of girls on the moisture farm. 509 01:53:57,060 --> 01:54:00,140 Well, there was Amparoo. 510 01:54:00,840 --> 01:54:03,600 And there was this one Jawa this one time. 511 01:54:07,720 --> 01:54:09,040 Stop talking. 512 01:54:24,300 --> 01:54:29,900 The station's defenses are designed around a direct, large -scale assault. 513 01:54:30,460 --> 01:54:32,720 Apparently, the Empire doesn't consider it a threat. 514 01:54:34,040 --> 01:54:35,080 And they're right. 515 01:54:36,260 --> 01:54:37,820 There is, however, a weakness. 516 01:54:38,680 --> 01:54:43,900 This shaft here leads directly to the main core reactor, and a direct hit will 517 01:54:43,900 --> 01:54:48,160 trigger a chain reaction, which will destroy the entire station. 518 01:54:48,600 --> 01:54:50,360 The shaft is two meters wide. 519 01:54:50,760 --> 01:54:53,980 It's ray -shielded, so you'll have to use your proton torpedoes. 520 01:54:54,580 --> 01:54:58,260 But two meters wide? That's nearly impossible, even with a computer. 521 01:54:58,820 --> 01:54:59,900 It's not impossible. 522 01:55:00,330 --> 01:55:03,810 I used to bowl my womper after my T -16 back home, and they were no more than 523 01:55:03,810 --> 01:55:04,810 two meters wide. 524 01:55:04,870 --> 01:55:08,310 Back in Akron, Luke was the best bush pilot we'd ever seen. 525 01:55:08,770 --> 01:55:09,770 We're lucky to have him. 526 01:55:10,990 --> 01:55:12,190 Old friend of yours? 527 01:55:12,970 --> 01:55:14,190 I've never met him in my life. 528 01:55:15,510 --> 01:55:16,510 Yeah. 529 01:55:16,670 --> 01:55:17,730 Now, man your ships. 530 01:55:18,590 --> 01:55:20,030 May the force be with you. 531 01:55:35,280 --> 01:55:37,080 So you just get your reward and you're leaving, huh? 532 01:55:37,780 --> 01:55:39,840 Attacking a battle station? Might be a good time. 533 01:55:41,740 --> 01:55:42,740 Take me with you. 534 01:55:42,760 --> 01:55:46,500 What? Take me with you. We're going to get slaughtered out there. Hey, kid, 535 01:55:46,500 --> 01:55:47,379 look. 536 01:55:47,380 --> 01:55:49,500 There's not a lot of room on the old Falcon, okay? 537 01:55:49,840 --> 01:55:52,020 Hey, good luck, you guys. 538 01:55:52,640 --> 01:55:54,960 It's just going to be like Beggar's Canyon back home. 539 01:55:56,740 --> 01:55:58,140 Yeah, good luck. 540 01:56:00,720 --> 01:56:02,440 Who is that guy? Hey, look. 541 01:56:03,530 --> 01:56:04,810 May the force be with you. 542 01:56:07,250 --> 01:56:08,970 You know what? Screw you, Solo. 543 01:56:27,930 --> 01:56:30,350 The Rebel base will be in firing range in 30 minutes. 544 01:56:31,150 --> 01:56:33,230 This will be a day long remembered. 545 01:56:34,010 --> 01:56:39,770 It has seen the end of Kenobi. Oh, shut up, Vader. Everything you say is so 546 01:56:39,770 --> 01:56:40,770 melodramatic. 547 01:56:49,030 --> 01:56:50,030 Come back. 548 01:56:53,210 --> 01:56:54,210 Come on. 549 01:57:10,220 --> 01:57:12,220 Lock S -foils in packed position. 550 01:57:19,140 --> 01:57:21,580 Quirkins! The ship is riding low. 551 01:57:22,700 --> 01:57:23,700 Wonder why. 552 01:57:23,900 --> 01:57:25,140 I don't know it. 553 01:57:29,800 --> 01:57:32,420 Whoa. Look at the size of that thing. 554 01:57:35,060 --> 01:57:38,220 Unless you're talking about your dick. Cut the chatter, Red Stu. 555 01:57:39,820 --> 01:57:40,840 At boiled lock. 556 01:57:41,080 --> 01:57:42,920 I'm starting my attack run. 557 01:57:54,400 --> 01:57:56,660 Squadron leader, new signal detected. 558 01:57:57,140 --> 01:57:58,700 Enemy fighters headed in. 559 01:58:23,760 --> 01:58:24,760 of your visual standing. 560 01:58:25,780 --> 01:58:27,120 What do you mean? Look around? 561 01:58:27,780 --> 01:58:28,780 Yes, smartass. 562 01:58:32,340 --> 01:58:33,560 Coming in. 0 .35. 563 01:58:37,280 --> 01:58:40,420 Luke, buddy, the fight's over this way. 564 01:58:40,920 --> 01:58:42,200 Right. Sorry. 565 01:58:43,340 --> 01:58:44,880 You son of a bitch. 566 01:59:37,230 --> 01:59:38,510 Stay on target. 567 01:59:39,190 --> 01:59:40,310 Can't hold them off. 568 01:59:42,830 --> 01:59:44,570 Stay on target. 569 02:00:36,939 --> 02:00:39,000 We've analyzed their attack, sir. 570 02:00:39,320 --> 02:00:41,580 There is a danger. Shall I prep your ship? 571 02:00:42,400 --> 02:00:44,280 Evacuate in a moment of triumph. 572 02:00:44,920 --> 02:00:48,520 You'd like that, wouldn't you? I can just see the reports now. Tarkin turns 573 02:00:48,520 --> 02:00:49,760 tail. Go, go, shoot! 574 02:00:55,360 --> 02:00:57,500 Vic, Wedge, we're going in. We're going in full throttle. 575 02:00:57,980 --> 02:00:59,680 Just ought to keep those fighters off our backs. 576 02:01:06,820 --> 02:01:09,600 Luke, at that speed, will you be able to pull out in time? 577 02:01:10,340 --> 02:01:11,580 Yeah, well, it never stopped me before. 578 02:01:17,160 --> 02:01:19,560 They're coming in much faster now. We can't hold them. 579 02:01:22,560 --> 02:01:24,340 Yeah, I guess not. 580 02:01:25,720 --> 02:01:26,800 I have you now. 581 02:01:32,600 --> 02:01:33,800 Look, I can't stay with you. 582 02:01:34,840 --> 02:01:37,740 You sound just like a hooker. Fine, just take the money and leave. 583 02:01:46,920 --> 02:01:47,920 I lost her too. 584 02:02:58,730 --> 02:02:59,910 I bet you said that to a lot of men. 585 02:03:10,750 --> 02:03:12,390 Great job, kid. One in a million. 586 02:03:14,390 --> 02:03:18,730 It just impacted the surface, sir. 587 02:03:19,730 --> 02:03:20,810 The Rebels have failed. 588 02:03:21,730 --> 02:03:23,190 Rebel base in firing range. 589 02:03:24,330 --> 02:03:26,050 You may fire when ready. 590 02:03:27,980 --> 02:03:28,980 Is Jeff here? 591 02:03:29,580 --> 02:03:31,780 His name is not Jeff. What do you want? 592 02:03:32,020 --> 02:03:35,280 We've got a grease fire in the kitchen and Mr. Stevens sent me out to find Jeff 593 02:03:35,280 --> 02:03:39,400 Vader. Can't you deal with it? Your fire will have to wait, fool. We're about to 594 02:03:39,400 --> 02:03:41,480 crush the Rebellion with one swift stroke. 595 02:03:42,800 --> 02:03:47,840 All right, but it is a rather large fire and the kitchen is next to the core 596 02:03:47,840 --> 02:03:48,840 reactor. What? 597 02:04:13,550 --> 02:04:14,550 Why'd you come back? 598 02:04:15,830 --> 02:04:16,830 What do you think? 599 02:04:19,010 --> 02:04:20,630 Well, I thought there was going to be a celebration. 600 02:04:21,990 --> 02:04:23,210 We are celebrating. 601 02:04:23,850 --> 02:04:28,090 Well, I've never kissed a girl before, except for Aunt Beru. 602 02:04:28,650 --> 02:04:31,910 How about I show you how to kiss somebody that you're not related to? 603 02:04:32,230 --> 02:04:36,010 Well, I'm not related to anybody. I'm an orphan. 604 02:04:36,770 --> 02:04:37,770 I'm an orphan, too. 605 02:04:38,370 --> 02:04:41,070 So, since we're not related to each other... 606 02:04:47,860 --> 02:04:49,480 Do you think you're just going to stand there? 607 02:04:49,740 --> 02:04:52,360 I was waiting for an engraved invitation, Your Highness. 608 02:06:00,010 --> 02:06:01,010 Yeah. 609 02:08:51,600 --> 02:08:52,600 the music. 610 02:23:05,390 --> 02:23:06,730 Thank you. 611 02:24:16,130 --> 02:24:17,130 That's it. 612 02:25:53,619 --> 02:25:54,619 Shit. 613 02:25:58,180 --> 02:25:59,180 Fuck. 614 02:27:21,520 --> 02:27:24,300 Sorry farm boy, I always shoot first. 615 02:27:53,760 --> 02:27:55,160 No.